Hiya, thanks for visiting my website! This sassy mantis and I are both happy you're here.
You know you want a nice, bullet point list of the stuff I've written. You're so obsessed with me, stalker. OMG. It would be creepy if it weren't for the fact that I'm stalking you back.
Anyway, my books and short stories:
In addition to the books, I also have a podcast! Or more accurately, my writer pals and I have a podcast. I wrote the scripts, they voice acted and produced it, and it's called Space Mantis. I am so proud of my Mantis crew, and endlessly thankful to them for putting so much of their time and energy into it. It's a space opera comedy, and we would be so happy if you'd listen and spread the word.
I've written a heap of other stuff, too, but my stars it is hard getting stuff accepted for publishing once you've run out of soul fragments to sell to Satan.
You know you want a nice, bullet point list of the stuff I've written. You're so obsessed with me, stalker. OMG. It would be creepy if it weren't for the fact that I'm stalking you back.
Anyway, my books and short stories:
- How to Break an Evil Curse, published by Black Spot Books, will be released July 6, 2021. It's the first installment of a YA fairytale series. It's pseudo-medieval, with royalty and pirates and asparagus and talking raven blood.
- "Jolly Old Saint Ryan" Is my short story in the anthology Dead of Winter, which will be released January 26, 2021. The anthology is packed with some lovely winter/seasonal horror stories.
- Grimbargo, a rather gory sci fi story, was published by Spaceboy Books. It's near-future sci fi where death isn't a thing anymore and the scrappy main characters go up against some evil scientists.
- Come Back to the Swamp, is a fantasy realism novella published by Black Spot Books. Come Back to the Swamp is also available as an audiobook! Yay, audiobook! Instead of listening to depressing crap on NPR, you can listen to a swamp witch story for a change!
- "Movin' on Up", my short story in the anthology A Midnight Clear, is also published by Black Spot Books. "Movin' on Up" is basically Charles Dickens except without the archaic lingo, and without actually a lot of stuff that makes Dickens Dickens.
- "Conference on Saving the Country from Destruction with the use of Pharmaceutical Intervention" is my short story in the anthology The Future Will Be Written By Robots, which is published with Spaceboy books. I edited this anthology, too, so you know who to blame if you spot a typo.
In addition to the books, I also have a podcast! Or more accurately, my writer pals and I have a podcast. I wrote the scripts, they voice acted and produced it, and it's called Space Mantis. I am so proud of my Mantis crew, and endlessly thankful to them for putting so much of their time and energy into it. It's a space opera comedy, and we would be so happy if you'd listen and spread the word.
I've written a heap of other stuff, too, but my stars it is hard getting stuff accepted for publishing once you've run out of soul fragments to sell to Satan.